My Greatest Liz Lemon Moment of the Day

I came home from work, exhausted and hungry. My boyfriend had texted me promises of pizza that were still about 45 minutes away, so I made myself a s’more in the toaster oven. This was a meticulous process that involved flipping the marshmallows over at even intervals on the graham cracker to get a perfect gooey-yet-toasted consistency. After my very first bite of this glorious pre-dinner dessert, the cat slinked in and proceeded to eat a giant moth in the middle of the living room. Keeping the s’more in my hand, careful not to let a single crumb fall on the floor, I shrieked at the cat and approached quickly, trying to shoo him away from his prey. He is stalwart and keeps eating.

I am bested. I sat down on the floor next to him where we stayed until I finished my s’more. We made resigned eye contact for a long time before he leaves again in search of his second course.

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First day of school, about to be swarmed by teens.

First day of school, about to be swarmed by teens.

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I dreamt that I got to hang out with my friend-crushes for the first time, and everything I said made them recoil in disgusted surprise because I came off like a total goober.

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Yet another quilt that won nothing, which really shocked me when I read the tag. If meticulous hand stitching won’t win you an award, nothing should! I really don’t understand the qualifications that got some of the ugliest, machined quilts I’ve ever seen (not pictured)  blue ribbons. At what point did we start ignoring the effort that went into projects?

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The quilts I like never win awards. The quilts I like are too edgy, man!

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Bunny Medley from the State Fair!

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Excuse me, did you order the upside-down cake?

Excuse me, did you order the upside-down cake?

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Hey guys, who ordered the cuddle puddle of miniature goats?

Hey guys, who ordered the cuddle puddle of miniature goats?

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Who ordered the adorable baby cows?

Who ordered the adorable baby cows?

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