THE ONE WHERE RACHEL DOES A SICK IN THE SHAPE OF HITLER AND SHE IS ALSO A SHOE.
Hook was really just a love letter to the cell phone.
New grindcore band name: Bulge Fracture.
You can’t have it. Only I can have it.
Biddy can’t even.
This squirrel’s days are numbered.
The DO’s and DON’T’s of Sexy Eyes by William Shatnervia
Oh Charlie, when will you learn?
Reblogging because I think about this all the time.
Rolling out a new blog-home for all my buddy Matt’s weird photoshops he posts in response to almost everything I say on Facebook. It keeps my life perfectly and wonderfully weird.
THE BUH FACE.
Hello from Newberg! (If you listen close, you can hear my client talking rapid-fire about how Hagrid should have been the one to take care of Harry after James and Lily died. I’m thinking about asking for a raise.)